Riven

Kara Sparks

as Natasha Pritchard

Jack Zatkowsky

as The Instructor

Jason Leeper

as Xlorp/Robber John

Richie Iden

as Willie Worthlessman

Quincy Gray

as Donny Fucknut

Ryland Brickson Cole Tews

as Willie Worthlessman (voice)

Lydia Pope

as Marjorie Worthlessman

Austin Snetsky

as Narrator/Townspeople

Minh Ngô

as Guard Dick

Xavier Marez

as Officer Flan

Thomas Getsey

as Cheggers Mageezleskee

Tim McCann

as "Kill Me Please" Guy

Austin Snetsky

Director

Austin Snetsky

Writer

Austin Snetsky

Director of Photography

Jack Zatkowsky

Assistant Camera

Jack Zatkowsky

Gaffer

Austin Snetsky

Producer

Austin Snetsky

Editor

Richie Iden

Sound Recordist

Daniel Brodie

Music